Mr. Miller

LYRICS
He sits alone in the boardroom

Preparing all the slides

In a wrinkled suit that he rented

This is his one shot at respect

As everyone takes a seat

Then he begins his introduction

But when he opens his mouth

He skips the pleasantries

First thing on the agenda

Is changing every single thing

Haven't you heard of leaving a good first impression?

When you got time you should go and look it up

I mean really?

You don't know how much you don't know

But you'd be damned if you do or you don't

Mr. Miller

He wears a jacket from Princeton

And has car magnet to match

And always parks in the handicap space

He swears that he is the best thing

To happen to the company

Thanks in part to that pristine education

It's funny how no one has seen

Any physical college degree

If you're gonna lie through your teeth

You should have picked another career

Haven't you heard of leaving a good first impression?

When you got time you should go and look it up I mean really?

You don't know how much you don't know

But you'd be damned if you do or you don't

Mr. Miller

You're not the first of your kind

Textbook bastard

Not even the best at being the worst

Haven't you heard of leaving a good first impression?

When you got time you should go and look it up

I mean really?

You don't know how much you don't know

But you'd be damned if you do or you don't

Mr. Miller

Textbook bastard